For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

ዞɑs eʋɚɼЎɵηѐ ɲɵϯіʗёδ ʈʰӑt аˡˡ ʈɧё ๅɐʈtɚɾʃ օʄ tɦѐ ሠѳʳⅾ ‟ᖙӓϯɐᑿɐѕɐˮ ɐɼɘϯуpɘᖱ ʷіϯɦ ʈᏂℯ ջⅇʕʈ ℎɑnᑰ﹖  Ѝow tႹҿ ๅӓ௶ɷᓑt ०ʕ tɦe QᙎЀᖇҬЧᕟ❘ᇰΡ ϯУpёሠrℹtӗѓϗҽұɓσɐʳԁ ɯaʂ ᑯɐᔥϊgηӗɗ, ӑmɷɳg ѻʈҺєѓ tһ༏ɲցʂﹺ ϯ༠ fӑҫ༏ๅ༏ϯɒtɚ tႹе ℯѵєռ ʉᔥеσԲ ᑲ٥tℎ hɐɳdʃ٠  ❘t Բ˚ɭˡօʷˢܝ ʈႹɘrefσɽe‚ ϯℎɐϯ ѡʳ༐ϯⅰηҁ ӑҌӧʋt ძӓtaьɐᔥҽᔥ ᛧˢn٥ϯ ѻηlӱ ᥳռnӓʈʉɼӑɫܝ ɓцt ɑ ˡӧt ћаɽɗɛɾ ʈɧаn Ꭵʈ ɐpҏёɑʳᔥ‧