For real Eleetness, use Unicode!

32 bits of real eleet unreadability (of course, you need a Unicode-aware browser)
(reload to get a new fortune)
(after greatly reducing the fun, Mozilla seems to display most of it)

ᗴɧrmɒή’s Ҫоɱmɐɲʈɐrӱ𝃚 (➊❩ Ꭲђɨήҁᔥ ሠΐջˡ gℯt woɽᔥҽ Ъɘʄѳɾɐ ʈҺℯʸ ɡҽϯ ɓɐʈtⅇɼ. ﹙ᘖ❩ ѿჩо ʃӓ༐ᑻ tℎᎥnɠʂ ʷσʉℓᑺ gеϯ ᑲёϯtɘr?